Random Thoughts Are Sexy

I really like the whole bullet point thing. It worked out well in previous entries that has the same...idea. 
Here are some random thoughts circulating the main frame of my mind. I imagine there are little people sitting up there, like the Teselecta (nerd points) and they are having little mini conversations, and that's why these things are exploding from my head.

• My cat sits and stares at the wall a lot. I'm contemplating on whether or not he's plotting my demise, or if he's interested in the texture of our walls.
• I probably spend too much time watching cat videos on Youtube.
• According to Ellen DeGeneres, this is acceptable.
• I just finished watching the miniseries "The Kennedys." While I've never been all that educated on the Kennedy era, and I'm not completely sure this miniseries is all too historically accurate, I was enthralled. It was so good. And heartbreaking. So much death and love in one family. (sob)
• I've been eating a lot of cheese lately, even though I'm fairly certain that I'm somewhat lactose intolerant. (In addition to like, 4 other stomach disorders.)
• My husband can never pick out a restaurant because he's all worried that I can't eat anything. You'd think with my health issues I'd be skinny. But the truth is, I like food too much, I grin through the pain.
• I hate talking on the phone. I'd rather send a few texts, get the basics out of the way. Idle chit chat is terrible at parties, and it's terrible when I'm sitting on my couch trying to watch Ellen.
• Netflix is worse than Facebook when it comes to distracting me from my homework. They should really stop developing awesome things, the world is going to get dumber because they aren't going to study. They're going to watch "The Wonder Years" instead.
• How am I not famous yet? I'm awesome.
• Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still, I'm STILL, Jenny from the block.
• If I could make a living off of writing stuff like this - I would be pleased as punch. SOMEONE HIRE ME.
• What does pleased as punch even mean? How is punch pleased? 
• I wish I lived in the early 60s. The fashion was just so much better. And the music.
• In my poetry class, for the first week or so, we opened up each class with a discussion about Justin Bieber. For those who know me, I'm not a Biebs fan. But I recognize that he has musical talent. Don't EVEN get me started on Miley Cyrus, I'll smack a hoe.
• Miley Cyrus covered a Dylan song. And the world died a little.
• Now I really wish I had a job doing this. I'm sad inside because I don't.